October 2011
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Oct 11th
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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be...”
– -Steve Jobs. (via valleygirldubs)
Oct 6th
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September 2011
21 posts
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Sep 26th
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4 tags
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 20th
11 notes
5 tags
Sep 20th
3 notes
6 tags
Sep 20th
84 notes
3 tags
Sep 20th
211 notes
11 tags
Sep 16th
6 notes
7 tags
Sep 16th
5 tags
Sep 16th
4 tags
Sep 15th
19 notes
Sep 15th
18,188 notes
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Sep 13th
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WatchWatch
abnormallyyours: thatguychad: Oh my God. I can’t even….
Sep 12th
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Comforter in Chief
con-tem-plate: I would like a hug like this.
Sep 12th
37 notes
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Attention Tumblr, friends, acquaintances and...
I was laid off 6 months ago. Since then I have made a full time job of aggressively seeking a job. I’ve done some freelance work but I am ready for a full time position. My efforts alone have not been enough. Here’s where you come in: It’s simple, really. I am offering $1,004 (I like the number 4) as a finders’ fee to whoever gets me a full time contract at a marketing or advertising...
Sep 7th
11 notes
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Sep 1st
41,627 notes
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Sep 1st
22 notes
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Is it just me or...
is anyone else peeing in their pants from this?
Sep 1st
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Worst T-shirt of ALL time →
what an awful message to send young girls. 
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
21,285 notes
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Sep 1st
1,250 notes
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
22 posts
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Coffee Bean in NY what else can an LA girl ask... →
Seriously though Coffee Bean was the one thing I couldn’t part with, now what’s pulling me back to LA?  
Aug 31st
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Aug 24th
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The Ice Cream Order
worklols: some people need a life manual
Aug 24th
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Too soon? →
re earthquake
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
3,334 notes
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Did the entire east coast just feel that...
yes!  What just happened?
Aug 23rd
7 tags
Dear Starbucks Thief,
Yes.  I will call you Starbucks Thief because there is no way this was your first time stealing a purse.   You were smart enough to sit away from the security camera’s reach.  But, I was smart to sit against the wall with my purse over my chair, protecting it with my arm against the wall.  You truly shined though, when you asked me to pass you your power-cord, as that was the only 6 seconds...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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When Twilight, True blood and Vampire Diaries have... →
Is this dude for real? Please don’t see this and prey on me. 
Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
21,305 notes
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
255 notes
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Aug 10th
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Aug 8th
51 notes
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Things that are not smart:
Cooking potatoes on 400 with the oven open and wondering why your air conditioning just can’t keep up.  For those of you interested this lasted 40 minutes before I noticed.  This should really be a segment of mine considering the long list of shit I am capable of. 
Aug 8th
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Reflection of Your Mirrors, Email from the dad
It’s been a while since I have posted one of these gems.  I really should post more of these emails and avoid loosing them in my gmail sans labels (inbox of 18,338).  Without further ado, welcome to my life: Dear Liz, It was really great to see you.  I cannot begin to tell you how much I enjoyed your visit. Even now that you are gone I feel inspired. I have been busy, but yesterday I...
Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
July 2011
3 posts
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Jul 15th
483 notes
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Jul 14th
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
13 posts
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th