October 2011
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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be...
– -Steve Jobs.
(via valleygirldubs)
September 2011
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abnormallyyours:
thatguychad:
Oh my God.
I can’t even….
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Comforter in Chief
con-tem-plate:
I would like a hug like this.
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Attention Tumblr, friends, acquaintances and...
I was laid off 6 months ago. Since then I have made a full time job of aggressively seeking a job. I’ve done some freelance work but I am ready for a full time position. My efforts alone have not been enough. Here’s where you come in:
It’s simple, really. I am offering $1,004 (I like the number 4) as a finders’ fee to whoever gets me a full time contract at a marketing or advertising...
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Is it just me or...
is anyone else peeing in their pants from this?
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Worst T-shirt of ALL time →
what an awful message to send young girls.
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August 2011
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Coffee Bean in NY what else can an LA girl ask... →
Seriously though Coffee Bean was the one thing I couldn’t part with, now what’s pulling me back to LA?
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The Ice Cream Order
worklols:
some people need a life manual
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Too soon? →
re earthquake
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Did the entire east coast just feel that...
yes! What just happened?
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Dear Starbucks Thief,
Yes. I will call you Starbucks Thief because there is no way this was your first time stealing a purse.
You were smart enough to sit away from the security camera’s reach. But, I was smart to sit against the wall with my purse over my chair, protecting it with my arm against the wall. You truly shined though, when you asked me to pass you your power-cord, as that was the only 6 seconds...
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When Twilight, True blood and Vampire Diaries have... →
Is this dude for real?
Please don’t see this and prey on me.
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Things that are not smart:
Cooking potatoes on 400 with the oven open and wondering why your air conditioning just can’t keep up. For those of you interested this lasted 40 minutes before I noticed.
This should really be a segment of mine considering the long list of shit I am capable of.
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Reflection of Your Mirrors, Email from the dad
It’s been a while since I have posted one of these gems. I really should post more of these emails and avoid loosing them in my gmail sans labels (inbox of 18,338). Without further ado, welcome to my life:
Dear Liz,
It was really great to see you. I cannot begin to tell you how much I enjoyed your visit. Even now that you are gone I feel inspired. I have been busy, but yesterday I...
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July 2011
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June 2011
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