It’s been a while since I have posted one of these gems.  I really should post more of these emails and avoid loosing them in my gmail sans labels (inbox of 18,338).  Without further ado, welcome to my life:

Dear Liz,

It was really great to see you.  I cannot begin to tell you how much I enjoyed your visit. Even now that you are gone I feel inspired. I have been busy, but yesterday I began the task of packing the four mirrors that you bought at an L.A. flea market and entrusted with me to ship to you in New York.  I wrapped each one in bubble wrap with the same care and attention that I gave many years ago to wrapping your baby ass in diapers.  While doing this I came up with an interesting idea for a new website.  I wondered if you would mind me featuring your mirrors on the site, which will be called uglyassedmirrorsoftheworld.com.  I just did a name search and it is definitely available.  Let me know.  You will of course receive full credit as owner of the mirrors.

Love, Aba

Please note - as soon as I receive said mirrors I will post pictures so you can judge for yourself.