Life With Liz
How awesome would that be?
Who would it be then? Team Jacob or Team Edward? Peeta or Gale?

How awesome would that be?

Who would it be then? Team Jacob or Team Edward? Peeta or Gale?

Is this dude for real?

Please don’t see this and prey on me. 

Ok, I know Eclipse just came out but I couldn’t not post this.

Ok, I know Eclipse just came out but I couldn’t not post this.

Email from dad, what else.

So, I take Yomama to Amoeba Records last Saturday night – relatively cheap date (for Mom anyway) – less than $50, plus she gets to take something home.  Purchases (all hers) consist of:  Shine A Light (Rolling Stones DVD produced by Martin Scorsese); Nirvana Live at Reading Festival DVD; and Twilight Soundtrack CD.   Unfortunate complication:  Simon and Garfunkel are stuck in the DVD player in the bedroom and I am forced to watch Nirvana (with commentary) on the DVD player in the den, instead of starting to watch upstairs and then slipping away to the den to watch something I like.  I have also watched part of Shine A Light, which is excellent; and, as to the part I did not have time to see, it has been recounted to me in great detail.  And, if you are interested at all, you know who to call.  But I am not really writing about any of that.  The soundtrack of Twilight is permeating my living space like a mantra turned evil.  Whenever I come home it is playing, it stays on through dinner and after dinner.  I am not permitted to turn if off (without objection) in the middle of Yomama’s favorite track, which to me means every track since I can longer tell one from the other.  I suggested that I get a pair of sound blocking headphones to wear at home, which did not go over well. Plan B: this Saturday night we go shopping for wireless headphones – not a cheap date – but what price can you put on freedom from Twilight.
 
Aba
 
Update: Mom is learning to use Google and, ever since I explained how the IE back button works, she is starting to spend serious time at it.  Last night I explained the part about the battery running out if you don’t plug in the charger. 

Love this!

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The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin’ Twilight

“The Situations’ so blinged out it’s sick…”

Is anything better than Twilight AND Jersey Shore?  No. It’s not.